- Monday 16th December 2013, 2:46pm
- 51,287 posts
How about a thread for jokes, where we can post lots of jokes.
Because jokes are awesome and make us happy.
Like squirrels or zebras being eaten by cross eyed lions.
Any way here's the last joke I managed to sell (it was written for an American lady)
So I went to see my Dr and said Dr I've been terribly ill.
He asks me whats wrong with me.
So I say whenever I sneeze it's green.
That's normal, boogers are green. Did I cure your colour blindness?
I say no it's green like dollars, $1 bills, $5 bills and even $50 bills.
Oh he says you've caught Afluenza.
Yeh it's like when you're so rich it makes you unhappy, there's a simple cure.
Pay my bill, you won't be affluent after that. Are you ok you're not sitting comfortably?
I said I got Afluenza so bad I work up this morning, sneezing dollars, pissing diamonds and shitting tiffany jewellery.