- Wednesday 22nd January 2014, 4:47pm
- Preston, England
- 358 posts
A few recent topical jokes for you.
Earlier today Tom Daley came out as gay on the Internet.
His poor late father will be reverse pike double somersault twisting in his grave.
Derek Acorah allegedly refused to give a breathalyser sample for fear of the police making up a "false reading".
Doesn't like it when the boot's on the other foot, does he?
Once upon a time it was innocent until proven guilty.
Now it's innocent until people realise you were a household name in the 70s.
After his skiing accident, Michael Schumacher is said to be going downhill fast.
That's the spirit, get straight back on that horse.
I don't know what the big deal is about the nun in Italy who has had a baby.
Priests have been having children for years.