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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th September 2023, 8:59 PM

Only big old women builders can apply to repair the schools.
And only if they have experience of a falling raac

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Sorry. No idea what this means.

Ha ha. Then it's a poor joke.
It was supposed to be a play on the word raac (pronounced rack)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th September 2023, 2:46 PM

Ha ha. Then it's a poor joke.
It was supposed to be a play on the word raac (pronounced rack)

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Still don't get it. Must be a Northern thing.

Snatch?

Crotchless knickers are a useless item of underwear.

For one, ya tackle falls out.

Two lesbian burglars broke in last night.
They started fondling the sleeping missus.
I was scared but I managed to knock one out.

Good one Stephen! 😁

I went on a nudist memory course, and now I can barely remember anything.

I saw this one on Facebook, made me smile

I call my Wife San marino
Because she kicks off every 10 minutes

I have a doctor's appointment - willing to swap for an Oasis ticket.