Tell us a joke Page 289

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd June 2023, 9:46 AM

Test joke:
I wanted a new basin in the bathroom but the plumber refused to enter with it.
Let that sink in.

Test failed.

Refused to enter? What does that mean?

I went to France yesterday for a week's holiday.
I had a little paddle in the sea and the RLNI grabbed me and brought me back here.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 14th August 2023, 8:37 AM

I went to France yesterday for a week's holiday.
I had a little paddle in the sea and the RLNI grabbed me and brought me back here.

Deafening silence.

Your bitterness is really showing now.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 14th August 2023, 10:45 AM

Your bitterness is really showing now.

Honestly. Three people drowned in the Channel at the weekend. 'Joke' was completely misjudged.

If you didn't like it - then move right along instead of chasing me all over the forums to have a pop.

I love unified religious orthodoxy. It's better than sects.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 14th August 2023, 11:13 AM

Honestly. Three people drowned in the Channel at the weekend. 'Joke' was completely misjudged.

I don't think it was misjudged. I thought it was quite funny actually.

I was on holiday with the family and my nephews a week or two back ages 12, 12 10 and 7
and they were having great fun telling offensive jokes especially the 7 year old, these jokes must just be going round the school or social media these days
Kids do like dark jokes I guess.
I was a little, but not very surprised, so I was trying to think of as many old jokes as possible to tell them that were silly, funny and wholesome
as they are actually funnier overall in my opinion.

The funniest thing the seven year old liked was when I showed him the Monty Python election special
He spent he rest of the holiday reciting the name Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Always adding afterwards" of the silly party "
So that was fun

I was set upon and mugged by six dwarfs last night.

Not happy.

That made me laugh, nice one.

Good one Billy.

Quote: gappy @ 1st September 2023, 10:35 AM

That made me laugh, nice one.

That's not very nice.

Replace Border Force with GP receptionists then let's see who gets in.

Only big old women builders can apply to repair the schools.
And only if they have experience of a falling raac