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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:55pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

It was hilarious As you know who I am. Funny that.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:00pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Or you know ... You could just post some links to the 'what the staff are having' formula you accused somebody of nicking? F**k knows maybe you are right. Google is out there after all. Seems a bit mean spirited if you were just guessing.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:58 PM GMT

F**k me.. you've never been slow in coming forward and promoting yourself, have you dear? The 2" fish in the 1" pond and all that.


Can I pass. Who are you?

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:03pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

How's that Google search going? But seriously who are you?

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danphobic

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:06pm
  • london, England
  • 224 posts

Might be just me , but I'm sure I remember learning about a similar joke in history lessons:

Accessi ad Iesum amet
Aquam petenti ad album.

I'm rubbish in the past participle but I think this maybe what stylee is referring to. roughly translated to:

Jesus ordered teh water list, everyone laughed and Jesus said the staff are blessed, I will wash their thighs for 70 minutes as pennance. Rejoice!

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:22pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Make as much sense

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:58 PM GMT

F**k me.. you've never been slow in coming forward and promoting yourself, have you dear? You're some twat who wrote a pile of remainders and thinks she's clever, right? The 2" fish in the 1" pond and all that? Cliquing up with your sycophants?

Write something funny for a change.

I see what you did with the she there. I can't beat that.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:28pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Hang on I had the sycophants a moment ago and now I am one. Who are you?

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:47pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a cannibal restaurant and demanded to have what the staff are having they told me to bite my tongue

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:50pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a clown cafe and said I'll have what the staff are having
it didn't taste funny.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:56pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a gay restaurant and said I'll what the staff are having. They gave me a coq au vin. I didn't care for the wine.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 11:48 PM GMT

In fact, just try writing. You never know..


Who are you?

Meanwhile has Google crashed?...

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 11:59pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 11:58 PM GMT

I'm the publisher who recognised you as a bargain bucket pulpist a couple of decades ago.

Let go of others' coat tails and you never know, you might write something that hits the nerve..

..but I'm not holding my breath.


Yeah. But who are you?

And how's the poetry? ;)

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sootyj

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:00am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: Marc P @ 15th January 2014, 11:59 PM GMT

Yeah. But who are you?


MarcP why do you bother, it's the same dreary, droning voice that pops up periodically.

Ignore him and write some more jokes.

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:03am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Because it is a script we are creating. I get the laughs and he is doing the work :)

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sootyj

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:04am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

You're like Barry the Alpha Chuckle Brother.

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:07am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th January 2014, 12:04 AM GMT

That's right.. clique up, girls.

Don't address my point, that this format is ancient and sootyj's having a laugh trying to claim it as his own.

Carry on cliquing.


Links?

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:08am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Not sure why you think the term girls is pejorative meanwhile ?