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I went to a restaurant Page 9

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 11:09pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to the post office canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. It was first class.

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playfull

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 11:44pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,704 posts

I went to the apocryphal restaurant and asked for the Marc Almond special...six hours of being gay gang face f**ked followed by a night in casualty having my stomach pumped...still better than Nando's

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Blobster

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 12:32am
  • Providence, Rhode Island, United States
  • 321 posts
Quote: Marc P @ 14th January 2014, 11:09 PM GMT

I went to the post office canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. It was first class.


Was there a dress code?

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 1:20am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a French restraunt that wouldn't boil their eggs
They only believed in the flat ouef

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Blobster

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 4:46am
  • Providence, Rhode Island, United States
  • 321 posts
Quote: sootyj @ 15th January 2014, 1:20 AM GMT

I went to a French restraunt that wouldn't boil their eggs
They only believed in the flat ouef


I went to a German restaurant and the waiter told me that Sootyj's joke was the absolute Wurst.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:03am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a Polish shop the other day and bought a can of Mister Sheen.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 5:03pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,678 posts

New themed restaurant, the end of the universe and your mouth. It's called Apoca-lips.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:27pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:08 PM GMT

BTW You're joking, right? It's been around for at least 50 years..


Really do send us the link.

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stonked

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:30pm
  • Wisbech, England
  • 226 posts

I went to the Parcelforce restaurant. While I was reading the menu the waiter came over, handed me a card which said "Sorry we missed you", and then walked off.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:34pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to the Benefits street restaurant
I said I'll have what the staff are having
It was a lot less than I'd been lead to expect, but the sour grapes was nice.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:47pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:33 PM GMT

Are you serious?

Tommy Cooper posted links? Max Miller? My school playground c. 1968?

Are you joking, or do you really believe you invented this joke format?

You must be 40 or under to believe that.


Links?

Specifically to the staff based element of it .

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:48pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I think Stylie you've had enough attention for tonight,

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:49pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Oh I see you mean a joke with the word restaurant in it.

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:50pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:49 PM GMT

For God's sake, if you listened to some of the people here, you'd think nothing existed before the internet. Good grief.

I went to Marc P's restaurant and got a pile of remainders.


I think you mean reminders. But as English is not your native language that's ok

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Marc P

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 10:52pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Well people keep reminding you not to be a twat... But hey enjoy yourself wales does have beautiful scenery though.