British Comedy Guide

I went to a restaurant Page 20

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 29th October 2019, 3:06pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Where do Pete Burns, Pete Doherty and Pete Townshend eat? At the Petes're'ere.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 2nd November 2019, 12:24pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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I took my wife to a fish restaurant but the portion was disappointing. I said, This plaice ain't big enough for the two of us.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 3rd November 2019, 10:12am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,424 posts

What's the difference between eating and masturbating? You wash your hands BEFORE eating.