Michael Monkhouse
- Tuesday 29th October 2019, 3:06pm
- Eternal City, Italy
- 5,538 posts
Where do Pete Burns, Pete Doherty and Pete Townshend eat? At the Petes're'ere.
I went to a restaurant Page 20
Michael Monkhouse
- Saturday 2nd November 2019, 12:24pm
- Eternal City, Italy
- 5,538 posts
I took my wife to a fish restaurant but the portion was disappointing. I said, This plaice ain't big enough for the two of us.
Michael Monkhouse
- Sunday 3rd November 2019, 10:12am
- Eternal City, Italy
- 5,538 posts
What's the difference between eating and masturbating? You wash your hands BEFORE eating.
playfull
- Friday 22nd May 2020, 8:44am
- Nottingham, England
- 1,903 posts
I went to a restaurant yesterday...the Alzheimer s is really kicking in now...
Michael Monkhouse
- Friday 22nd May 2020, 9:09am
- Eternal City, Italy
- 5,538 posts
What do you say to American dining abroad? Anything you like, the c**t won't've learnt the language.