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I went to a restaurant Page 18

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 4th May 2016, 8:57am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to McDonalds and said I'll have what the staff are having.

So they gave me a hard time, on account of their none unionised workforce is treated poorly by management.

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billwill

  • Wednesday 4th May 2016, 2:48pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,820 posts

I went to a French resturant and they only had one type of bread.
That was a pain!

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gappy

  • Wednesday 4th May 2016, 3:33pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,019 posts
Quote: billwill @ 4th May 2016, 2:48 PM BST

I went to a French resturant and they only had one type of bread.
That was a pain!

Laughing out loud

I wanted to take it away: I said, "bag it!"

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 4th May 2016, 4:45pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

both of those are excellent

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billwill

  • Thursday 5th May 2016, 1:50am
  • North London, England
  • 5,820 posts
Quote: sootyj @ 4th May 2016, 4:45 PM BST

both of those are excellent

I must have been feeling funny yesterday.

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sootyj

  • Friday 20th May 2016, 11:28am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what David Cameron is having.

So I got no change,

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 22nd May 2016, 3:15pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,686 posts

I have such fun with boars, deer and pheasant. They really are game.

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Mikey Jackson

  • Tuesday 31st May 2016, 10:45pm
  • Worthing, West Sussex, England
  • 2,807 posts

I went to a restaurant and noticed meat such as hearts, brains, cheek and tongue on the menu.
I said, "What's that all about?"
The waiter said, "It's offal."
To which I replied, "If it's that bad, why are you serving it?"

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playfull

  • Wednesday 22nd June 2016, 4:16pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

I went to that new Ronaldo restaurant and asked for the 'full Ronaldo' - the food was over rated and the presentation a little pretentious but what really annoyed me was when the waiter shoved my head up my arse.

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Paul Barker

  • Wednesday 20th July 2016, 11:39pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 14 posts

I went to a Classical themed Korean restaurant last week and ordered some drumsticks and number 9 - the dog of the day...

When the waitress came back she brought out a cymble and a St Bernard.

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Paul Wimsett

  • Thursday 21st July 2016, 6:27am
  • Folkestone, United Kingdom
  • 3,379 posts

Would it be funnier if the dish of the day was a St Bernard? Since St Bernard is a dog?

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Shandonbelle

  • Saturday 13th August 2016, 5:14pm
  • England
  • 6,571 posts
Quote: Paul Barker @ 20th July 2016, 11:39 PM

I went to a Classical themed Korean restaurant last week and ordered some drumsticks and number 9 - the dog of the day...

When the waitress came back she brought out a cymble and a St Bernard.

I would have gone for the Heinz 57 myself.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 14th August 2016, 8:36am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,686 posts

What's a teenager's favourite dish? Pulled pork.