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Marc P

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 9:49am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a restaurant in Grimsby the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. So I went home with a lovely new kitchen at a really good price!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 12:10pm [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,661 posts
Quote: DirtyRottenEgg @ 17th January 2014, 2:41 PM GMT

I went to a Greek restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff are having.
I had sex-with-my-wife.


I went to a French restaurant and said, I'll have what the boss is having.
I had Julie Gayet.

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Marc P

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 2:56pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to the clown school canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. I got some kind of fool.

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playfull

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 3:02pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,703 posts

Idi Amin went to a restaurant and said "I'll have the staff..."

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 3:06pm [Edited]
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,492 posts

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what the Shepherds are having.
They gave me a staff.

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sootyj

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 3:52pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

nice subversion that one

I went to a Bulgarian pub and got a complementary dinner
The Womble Inn's free

I went to a Belgian restaurant and said I'll have the baked beans squared
So they gave me tin tin

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gappy

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 4:54pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,017 posts

I went to a Norfolk restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff is having. That turned out to be each other; still, nice to see a family business in this day and age.

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Lord Snooty

  • Saturday 18th January 2014, 8:58pm
  • Philippines
  • 8 posts

Visiting social worker in the prison canteen asks for the same as the chef.
"That'll be 10 years and a sore arse, sir."

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Marc P

  • Sunday 19th January 2014, 11:33am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a Finnish restaurant the other day and said I'll have what the staff are eating. We had sharks tail soup.

I went for a meal at the Talkback Thames canteen and said I'll have what the staff are having. So I got stiffed on The Bill.

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stonked

  • Sunday 19th January 2014, 11:39am
  • Wisbech, England
  • 226 posts

I went to the staff restaurant at the Googleplex and said I'll have what the staff are having and they gave me a menu which said "About 468,000,000 results (0.36 seconds)"

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playfull

  • Thursday 30th January 2014, 12:47am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,703 posts

I went to a restaurant that had a sign in the window saying 50% off all meals. I said I'll have what the staff are halving...

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 31st January 2014, 8:35am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,661 posts

When it rains I go to McDonald's. For a big mac.

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sootyj

  • Friday 31st January 2014, 8:55am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a mcdonalds with a coach trip and asked to used their toilets
We had to buy something off the 99p menu

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Shandonbelle

  • Friday 31st January 2014, 11:04am
  • England
  • 6,571 posts

Laughing out loud

I went to a restaurant and asked for a steak, I left owning 20%.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 31st January 2014, 1:24pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,661 posts

My wife says she hates the sight of dirty dishes. So I take her to McDonald's.