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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 1:37pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,700 posts

Fast food is suffering from the recession. The chips are down.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 1:49pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts

I went to restaurant and the waiter asked If I wanted to leave a gratuity
So I called him an arsehole

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Tuumble

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 3:08pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th January 2014, 1:37 PM GMT

Fast food is suffering from the recession. The chips are down.


As heard on the Pleasuredome Pick'n'Mix! ;)

I made a booking at a weightlifters restaurant the other day. Phew, that's a load off my mind...

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 3:16pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a welsh restaurant the other day and asked where I could take a leek.

I went to a fast food restaurant last year during Lent.

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Tuumble

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 3:50pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts

Funny that as I read that Wonga.com are planning to open a new restaurant during Lent.

Interest levels in this story have been sky high probably because for every two courses you order they want three courses back. Every month. Forever.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 3:54pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: Tuumble @ 14th January 2014, 3:50 PM GMT

Funny that as I read that Wonga.com are planning to open a new restaurant during Lent.

Interest levels in this story have been sky high probably because for every two courses you order they want three courses back. Every month. Forever.


pretty good but could be a tighter

I went to the wonga restaurant and said I'll have what the staff are having so they took my shirt off my back and cooked it

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:02pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to the wonga restaurant the other day and asked for a raita

I went to a pole dancing restaurant the other day and asked for what the staff was having

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:08pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts
Quote: Marc P @ 14th January 2014, 4:02 PM GMT


I went to a pole dancing restaurant the other day and asked for what the staff was having


I just ordered something to go go

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playfull

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:08pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

I tried that new 'Scottish Independence' themed restaurant.

The waiter warned me to be careful what I asked for cos I just might get it.

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danphobic

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:21pm [Edited]
  • london, England
  • 224 posts

I went to that new Wonga.com restaurant the other day,
asked for a little extra pie and mash,
and got served a summons. :(

went to that new wonga.com restaurant the other day,
ordered the stew but complained because it was missing the herbs,
two days later I got a knock on the door from the bayleafs.

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billwill

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:33pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,820 posts

I went to a Wonga restaurant and had a nice meal.

It was free at the time, but they said come back in a year's time and bring 4000 meals to pay for this one.

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danphobic

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 4:50pm [Edited]
  • london, England
  • 224 posts

I went to that new scottish indepedence restaurant the other day,
Whatever you do, don't ask for a 'full english',

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 8:26pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a British restaurant in Argentina, I said I'll have what the staff are having.
So I got all the lamb, all the oil an arrested.

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DirtyRottenEgg

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 9:46pm
  • Birmingham, England
  • 33 posts

I went to a sceptic's restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff are having. They just gave me reservations.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 9:52pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

nice

though havent reservations been done