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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 9:56pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts

I went to a restaurant and ordered the House special
I got an hour of half of Hugh Laurie limping & talking american

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DirtyRottenEgg

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 9:59pm
  • Birmingham, England
  • 33 posts
Quote: sootyj @ 14th January 2014, 9:52 PM GMT

nice

though havent reservations been done


My bad. Just spotted that. Should probably read the thread before posting.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:00pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

oh very nice

I went to Gandalfs restaurant, I said I'll have what the Balrogs having
I was constipated for a week.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:02pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th January 2014, 9:56 PM GMT

I went to a restaurant and ordered the House special
I got an hour of half of Hugh Laurie limping & talking american


I'm glad I didn't go for the Fry Up

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:05pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to Frodo's restaurant, I said I'll have what the staff are having
Not sure what I had, but it left me with a burning ring.

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:05pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th January 2014, 10:02 PM GMT

I'm glad I didn't go for the Fry Up


Yeah. But did you ????

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:08pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts
Quote: Marc P @ 14th January 2014, 10:05 PM GMT

Yeah. But did you ????


?????

We're trying to do funnies here Marc
Don't go off topic

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:13pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I guess what I was asking was did you shag him up the ass? Mind you I was in a pub/ restaurant the other day with him, but he didn't talk to me.

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Nogget

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:14pm
  • England
  • 6,620 posts
Quote: sootyj @ 14th January 2014, 10:05 PM GMT

I went to Frodo's restaurant, I said I'll have what the staff are having
Not sure what I had, but it left me with a burning ring.


Gimli's restaurant has short-order cooks, and low prices, but they're short-staffed etc etc

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:16pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,540 posts

I said I'll have what he's halfling

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:17pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th January 2014, 10:16 PM GMT

I said I'll have what he's halfling

Laughing out loud :D

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:50pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts
Quote: Marc P @ 13th January 2014, 9:36 AM GMT

I went to a rest room the other day and asked for a big portion of amuse bouche. I then had to hurriedly explain to George Michael that I had misunderstood the construction formula of this thread.

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Nil Putters

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 10:53pm [Edited]
  • A galaxy far, far away or, England
  • 28,688 posts

I went to a pancake restaurant and the chef flipped out. Tosser.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 11:00pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a Bulgarian restaurant I said I'll have what the staff are having.
But they were all still living in Bulgaria, except for a small number who were a vital part of the local community.

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Nil Putters

  • Tuesday 14th January 2014, 11:04pm
  • A galaxy far, far away or, England
  • 28,688 posts

I went to my local Red Indian restaurant for buffalo wings.

How?

Stagecoach bus.