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I went to a restaurant Page 12

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 10:14am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

Not racist. It's a term. Like French.

I went to a French restaurant the other day. I'll be blowed if I go back there again.

Etc

I went to a Thai restaurant the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. They told me to get knotted.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 10:38am [Edited]
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,873 posts

I went to a German restaurant,
The sweet trolley was so delicious I had a Third, Reich pudding

(Come on Marc - roll off this gag too) :)

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 10:45am [Edited]
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a restaurant in the Reeperbahn the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. I got f**ked right over on the bill.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 10:48am
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,873 posts

Ahh, you were doing so well too.

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 10:51am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

If you didn't want a German based joke you shouldn't have asked no need to be nazi.

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 11:12am
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went to a Cuban restaurant the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. Surprisingly I was given a round of sandwiches.

I went to a cannibal restaurant the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. They introduced me to the head chef.

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Tuumble

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:31pm [Edited]
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts

I was going to go to a Tory party themed restaurant but couldn't trust what the staff would put in the food. I voted with my feet and (the loony) left.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 1:23pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to a Cuban restaurant and asked for their capital dish
They you are Havana a laugh

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Tuumble

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 2:04pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts

Stylee TingTing went to a restaurant pun themed restaurant and said, "Waiter, waiter can I try the PUNCH?" and the staff all LINED up and put on boxing gloves.

Punch?...Line?....Punchline?

You think this thread is fun Stylee - here's the exception

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Marc P

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 2:41pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

A troll went into a Scandinavian restaurant and said I'll have what the staff were having. He was told they didn't feed his sort.

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Kenneth

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 3:02pm
  • Australia
  • 5,437 posts
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th January 2014, 1:38 PM GMT

Chinese restaurant - this chicken is rubbery - fang you velly much sir;


That is funny. Yet the Chinese tend pronounce their Ls much better than their Rs. So they have little trouble saying "lovely" (albeit as 'luffly'), whereas many wouldn't be able to manage "rubbery" - it would sound like "lubbely".

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Blobster

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 5:35pm
  • Providence, Rhode Island, United States
  • 321 posts

There's a new dancing restaurant just opened. I'm ok with themed restaurants, but Limbo? How low can you get?

I went to a themed restaurant where they show" Groundhog Day" on a continuous loop. The food was ok but it kept repeating on me.

I went to a Martian restaurant the other day. The food was out of this world but I couldn't get water to save my life.

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danphobic

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 5:52pm
  • london, England
  • 224 posts
Quote: Blobster @ 16th January 2014, 5:35 PM GMT

There's a new dancing restaurant just opened. I'm ok with themed restaurants, but Limbo? How low can you get?


Did you make that up? That's great. Would work a million times better out of the restaurant format, I'm sure you must have adapted into the restaurant format from something like:

" I was taken hostage by the tribesmen and mistreated, then the Chief sentenced me to 'death by limbo'.
How low can you get?"

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Blobster

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 5:55pm
  • Providence, Rhode Island, United States
  • 321 posts
Quote: danphobic @ 16th January 2014, 5:52 PM GMT

Did you make that up? That's great. Would work a million times better out of the restaurant format, I'm sure you must have adapted into the restaurant format from something like:

" I was taken hostage by the tribesmen and mistreated, then the Chief sentenced me to 'death by limbo'.
How low can you get?"


I made it up.. but I've never used it. It's a bit laboured in this context, I agree.