On grounds of principal, Alfred J Kipper, never eats shredded wheat.

Percival Marsh was the man behind the shake & Vac adverts in the late 80's and used his cut of the profits from the campaign to re-introduce the basin haircut to pre-teen males around the same time.

Trabs was offered the part of the green counter in Lloyd Webber's Ludo, The Musical.

Alfred once blew his own head off by listening to music too loud.

Ellie has her eyes transfixed on something quite worryingly long and sausage shaped in the rest of that censored photo, which you can view uncensored on monster munch.com, if you have a credit card.

Alfred J Kipper once superglued his cock shut as a form of contraception.

John Lucas eats, shoots and leaves.

Will Cam has a cock like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Charley works at the Ministry of Panties.

Tuumble visits a dominatrix for toilet training activities.

Charley only took her last job because she misheard face load for case load.

Godot is his own Grandfather.

Leevil does such an incredible Vernon kay impersonation that he was once slapped in the face by Tess Daly.

Steve walks around his house in high heeled shoes, smoking a cigar & talking to pensioners on the phone.

Charley really needs to come out of her shell a bit. She is far too timid and reserved.