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HERTS, England
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December 2006
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About me

I once spent a night in a police cell.
My fav. yummies are Strawberries. I love the way they make your lips red. I feel all Marilyn Monroe.
I hate fat bottoms. They scare the bee jesus out of me & they take up too many seats. They also belong to fat people who eat more thus fart more. Dirty filthy F**kers.
I have 2 eyes and a whole nose all to myself. So There!
I live on earth in a house on a street.
I am very brave and while giving birth all i said was "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh" & Ouch. Even when The Dr stitched 1000 stitches in my fanga I just said "Oh"!
Oh most importantly I am a human.

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