Chipolalta is actually Chipolyta Greek Godess of small sausages

If thousands of SootyJ's type on PCs for thousands of years, they will finally type without typos.

Ellie's JP is a cryptic reference to her love for PJ and Duncan.

Who she has asked to get ready to rumble, many, many, many, many times.

SootyJ has done his own version of two girls, one cup...

Ellie has starred in one girl 2 buckets.

Sootyj is so paranoid that he carries a sky marshall everywhere he goes.

Will Cam is the writer/director of a mouse porn DVD.

John Lucas collects kittens tears and hamsters ear-wax, mixes it with beetle semen to produce a love elixir. He then stalks his Uncle Franks care-worker, Myrtle, and secretly flicks it on her whilst she queues for cakes. She is know to enjoy 4 in a bed romps with said creatures - as sad John peeps through her curtains and self-abuses himself.

Last Xmas, Juan made his entire dinner out of the urine he'd been collecting in the piss Xmas club. Unfortunately he puked it all up, just before Doctor Who:The End of Time, part one.

john lucas once appeared as a piclked onion in a Christmas special of What ever happened to the likely lads. He still reeks of vinegar.

Will Cam's signature is a print of the sole of his foot. Which is awkward.

John Lucas' tiny brain is in 'Ripleys Beleive it or not' museum as being the largest brain ever in his family. It was originally mounted on a pin head - but couldn't be seen.

Juan Kerr once bought a car on eBay but when it arrived it was a carpet. Surprisingly he sold it at a great loss.

Will Cam has a fantasy of fooking someone in the EAR!!!

Charley has never had sex.