Playfull finished 2nd in the 1974 Wacky Races

Losing in a photo finish to The Arkansas Chug-a-Bug

Lofthouse plaits his nasal hair and colours it golden because his wife won't let him buy a nose ring.

Firkin has been in training to become a cage fighter, but has had to quit because the hamster wants his cage back.

Playful insists he has infeasibly large, politically correct testicles. What a load of woke bollocks !

Firkin fed mescaline to his cat - you can see the results! He's now in hiding from the RSPCA.

Quote: beaky @ 2nd September 2021, 1:29 PM

Firkin fed mescaline to his cat - you can see the results! He's now in hiding from the RSPCA.

View original

Beaky spends all of his time in group "Oops Upside Your Head" activities to raise money for charity.

Which is really lovely.

Philosopher, raconteur, artisan, renaissance man...these are all words that A Horseradish cannot spell.

The highly entrepreneurial Playful use to work as a dictionary for the Guardian, way before anyone thought spelling actually mattered. Having been made redundant by a free app, he's reinvented himself as a thesaurus for the NHS. His customers believe there's no way a computer could expound, dogmatize, triculate or hold forth the pontificating requirements of a Senior Medical Consultant. Mainly because they struggle with computers.

Firkin appeared on the latest series of Celebrity Coach Trip partnering Ken Dodd who he dug up with a teaspoon. It took him so long to do it he had to start 3 months before Doddy had even died.

lol.
Will was sacked as a Diddy man for using an inappropriate term for a tall person.

Firkin was employed by Diana Ross at Glastonbury this year to relay to her (by an in-ear apparatus) the key she should be singing in. Unfortunately he lost the sheet music and, to be perfectly honest, he just made it up as he went along and hoped nobody would notice. He thinks he got away with it.

Will Cam tried to gate crash The Cans Festival but it had finished so the place was empty apart from Brian Blessed, Sideshow Mel and MM collecting empties. Naked. Doggie style.

Definitely Tarby is Gary Lineker's woke advisor. If you heard the big eared twat spewing virtue before tonight's World Cup opener you can blame DT.

Will Cam has a strict "three strikes and you're out"philosophy
But so far he's only applied it to matchsticks

Steve Sunshine took out a private prosecution against this thread in November 2022 which resulted in the thread being sentenced to 2 years imprisonment. Today the thread was released for good behaviour.