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lofthouse

  • Thursday 30th July 2020, 6:16pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,797 posts

Herc is a writer & recently had a set of poems published in the Screwfix Catalogue

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Will Cam

  • Thursday 30th July 2020, 6:29pm
  • England
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Loft house auditioned for the part of Desmond in Desmond's. I can't remember why he didn't get the part?

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Alfred J Kipper

  • Thursday 30th July 2020, 6:52pm
  • Aldershot, England
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Will's brother replaced him with a dog. Oh no that was Bernie on the right there. Say hello Shnorbitz.

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Firkin

  • Thursday 30th July 2020, 9:34pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
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Alfred makes miniature dildos for doll's houses.

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Will Cam

  • Thursday 30th July 2020, 9:46pm
  • England
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Firkin's surname is Royce you might have heard of his brother Rolls.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Friday 31st July 2020, 1:02am
  • Dagenham, England
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When Will Cam Feeds the Ducks he always poisons at least one piece of bread as he strongly believes that life should not always be fair

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playfull

  • Friday 31st July 2020, 11:36am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
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Steve Sunshine's 'Green Lives Matter' campaign had to be put on hold today after it was revealed that sales of frogs legs in France increased by 200% after the publicity surrounding its launch. "How can Kermit take a knee if he hasn't any legs?" Shouted Mr Sunshine as he abruptly cut short the French launch of his new campaign, 'a snail is for life not just for lunch'.

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Firkin

  • Saturday 1st August 2020, 12:13pm
  • United Kingdom
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LittleAlexHooooorne likes to invent words and then ask his dyslexic son to find them in the dictionary.

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playfull

  • Sunday 9th August 2020, 7:53pm
  • Nottingham, England
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God made man in his own image. But it was Firkin who invented the human elbow joint. Before this simple invention it was almost impossible to drink a cup of tea.

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Will Cam

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 11:05am [Edited]
  • England
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Playfull has started a home delivery service selling mung bean inspired vegan meals solely for the left-wing market. There is a choice of 2 products. Firstly plain mung beans in a mung bean sauce. The second is mung beans with a sense of entitlement, righteousness, wokeness and an inability for open debate. He's doing very well - the capitalist bastard.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 2:46pm
  • England
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Will Cam can still be seen most days shuffling through the streets with his two full books of Green Shield stamps held in his trembling hand, looking to redeem them for the orange space hopper he'd always promised himself, since he never did receive one at Christmas, despite Mummy and Daddy promising they would buy one for him.

If he asks you where the shop is, just smile benignly and point vaguely to the middle distance, as he's quite harmless.

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lofthouse

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 6:24pm
  • Nowhere, England
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Herc regularly bathes in lemon curry

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playfull

  • Saturday 15th August 2020, 1:44pm
  • Nottingham, England
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Herc has the worlds biggest (or should that be smallest?) collection of miniature replicas of miniature replicas.