Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny is banned from the off-licence where he has been buying alcohol for a gang of kids.

Jonny has been banned from the off licence and Louise is fed up that she can't get a job now she's a criminal.

Jonny offers Louise a job buying alcohol for underage teens. But when Louise returns from the off licence empty handed (they think she's underage herself and refuse to serve her) Jonny and Louise have to deal with some angry kids.

Janet wants to get back to being friends with Donna but Donna isn't interested. Donna makes friends with Kelly but then Kelly starts getting too close for comfort, copying Donna's hairstyle, clothing, even perfume.

Donna fears that Kelly may have developed a crush on her but is relieved to find that Kelly is only copying Donna so that she can get closer to Gaz. Donna is delighted to help Kelly attract her ex.

Gaz has not had sex since Donna left him, a record-breaking four days. Kelly offers to solve his problem, but Gaz initially declines. But when Donna makes it completely clear that she will never sleep with him again, Gaz decides to go for the easy option.

Gaz marches into the pub to discover that, set up by Donna, Kelly has been waiting for him and has brought a special friend along to spice things up.