Series 1, Episode 6
Monkey Trousers, the clicks-and-whistles mind controller, impresses a casting director.
By means of a three-way hand-holding diversion, the professional footballers ditch their unwanted wives; and boss of all bosses the mafiosa known as the 'Godmother' takes care of some familial ingratitude.
The Vicar brands Ezekiel 1 'a load of nonsense'; the Whippet craft remains grounded at the Geordie Space Centre because Kev has taken his niece on board; and we finally learn how Alasdair the no-nothing estate agent manages to keep his job at Woodmans Estates.
The hair treatment system Purora is confidently proclaimed 'something for you to buy'; Roy (proprietor of Roy's Toys) attempts to sell a Spiderman costume with an unsubtle reference to Fathers 4 Justice; and the loud cops argue over which of them will 'be back'.
Antique expert "Windy" Dick Baker picks up his co-host Clive for burping, but then lets out his own hypocritical little tommy-squeaker; and the Croc Botherer gets his comeuppance when he's shot by a poison dart and, in the ensuing delirium, pulls of his own 'bush squirrel'.
Finally, Monkey Trousers ends with some joyfully windy and funny outtakes.
Produced and released on DVD, this episode was never broadcast on TV.
This episode has never been broadcast.
Cast & crew
|Christian Azzola||Writer (Additional Material)|
|Simon Blackwell||Writer (Additional Material)|
|Jill Parker||Writer (Additional Material)|
|Lisa Clark||Series Producer|
|Steve Coogan||Executive Producer|
|Henry Normal||Executive Producer|
There's some scandalous secret camera footage.