Series 1
1. Episode One
First broadcast: Friday 20th May 2005
We meet Alasdair, the Croc Botherer, Roy of Roy's Toys and other characters in this opening episode.
2. Episode Two
First broadcast: Friday 27th May 2005
Monkey Trousers mesmerises Star Search judges Louis Walsh and Foxy with his nonverbal Tourettism, and we're introduced to the marvel that is Bullwinkle face cream.
3. Episode Three
First broadcast: Friday 3rd June 2005
It seems like Whippet might take off from the Geordie Space Centre, until Brian's wife turns up.
4. Episode Four
First broadcast: Friday 10th June 2005
The can't-be-God-bothered vicar has a tickle in his anus and the heroically loud cops argue over who could pull Copeland, a lucky female colleague.
5. Episode Five
First broadcast: Friday 17th June 2005
Jimmy Savile destroys nosey Honker's only chance of happiness and Roy of Roy's Toys attempts unsuccessfully to flog a Harry Potter related Lego set.
6. Episode Six
Never broadcast
The Whippet craft remains grounded at the Geordie Space Centre because Kev has taken his niece on board and we finally learn how Alasdair the no-nothing estate agent manages to keep his job at Woodmans Estates.