Series 1, Episode 2
Further details
The Sneezer does his mucous thing all over his newly-wed wife.
Professional Footballers' Wives is sponsored by Norsons Meths ('the sportsman's meths'); the pathologically sweary chef Chris Graham starts a new slot on PMTV; and the astronauts of Whippet infuriate mission control at the Geordie Space Centre.
The Croc Botherer dives on a rare butterfly whilst looking for an effeminate 'dile; Roy of Roy's Toys crafts a haunting tale of a struggling toy farm; and Alasdair the estate agent gets pushed into a swimming pool.
Finally, the Vicar is bemused by the bush that burned and was not consumed, and some loud cops argue over who's got the balls for the McFarlane case.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Friday 27th May 2005
- Time
- 10pm
- Channel
- ITV
- Length
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
| Regular cast | |
|---|---|
| Vic Reeves | Various |
| Bob Mortimer | Various |
| Steve Coogan | Roy |
| John Thomson | Various |
| Mark Benton | Various |
| Tim Healy | Various |
| Alistair McGowan | Stanley |
| Ronni Ancona | Constance |
| Patsy Palmer | Various |
| Alex Lowe | Ted |
| Rebecca Front | Various |
| Neil Morrissey | Various |
| Guest cast | |
|---|---|
| Mackenzie Crook | Sneezer |
| Glynis Barber | Various |
| Paul Nicholas | Various |
| Sarah Parish | Various |
| Penny Smith | Various |
| Lisa Stansfield | Various |
| Rhys Thomas | Various |
| Marc Wootton | Various |
| Neil Fox | Self |
| Louis Walsh | Self |
| Writing team | |
|---|---|
| Vic Reeves | Writer |
| Bob Mortimer | Writer |
| Christian Azzola | Writer (Additional Material) |
| Simon Blackwell | Writer (Additional Material) |
| Production team | |
|---|---|
| David Kerr | Director |
| Lisa Clark | Series Producer |
| Steve Coogan | Executive Producer |
| Henry Normal | Executive Producer |
| Charlie Phillips | Editor |
| Julie Harris | Production Designer |
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