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Almost Never. Image shows from L to R: Harry (Harry Still), Nate (Nathaniel Dass), Oakley (Oakley Orchard). Copyright: Saltbeef TV
Almost Never

Almost Never

  • TV comedy drama
  • CBBC
  • 2019 - 2021
  • 36 episodes (3 series)

CBBC comedy drama about a boy band. Stars Nathaniel Dass, Oakley Orchard, Harry Still, Tillie Amartey, Kimberly Wyatt and more.

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Series 1, Episode 5 - The Squid

The boys are working at a diner below their rehearsal space at The Palais, and they're feeling further away from fame and success than ever.

Further details

The boys are working at a diner below their rehearsal space at The Palais, and they're feeling further away from fame and success than ever. Making matters worse, owner Dan is broke and unless he can get help, he's going to have to sell The Palais. The Wonderland would lose their base and their rehearsal space.

Dan leaves the boys to mind the diner. When a famous customer Fleur East comes in asking for Dan's special squid chow mein, the boys almost end up burning the place down in their efforts to give her what she's asked for and keep her from leaving.

Notes

Music: Don't Be So Hard - Jess Glynne & Sigala

Broadcast details

Date
Saturday 19th January 2019
Time
4:05pm
Channel
CBBC
Length
25 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Nathaniel Dass Nate
Oakley Orchard Oakley
Harry Still Harry
Tillie Amartey Chloe
Kimberly Wyatt Sasha
Emily Atack Meg
Colin Hoult AJ
Zina Badran Anika
Simran Rakar Molly
Ryan Early Dan
Miriam Nyarko Miri
Lola Moxom Lola
Lilly Stanion Lilly
Mya-Lecia Naylor Mya
Guest cast
Sukhy Gohlan Dante
Mark Matthews TV Chef
Fleur East Self
Writing team
Paul Rose Writer
Ben Ashenden (as The Pin) Writer (Additional Material)
Alexander Owen (as The Pin) Writer (Additional Material)
James Cary Script Editor
Production team
Ben Kellett Director
Ali Bryer Carron Producer
Melissa Hardinge Executive Producer
Jeremy Salsby Executive Producer
Jed Leventhall Executive Producer
Gareth I Davies Line Producer
Tim Hegarty Executive Music Producer
Tara Finegan Executive Music Producer
Darren Blumenthal Executive Music Producer
Philip Moross Executive Music Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Amelia Shankland Production Designer
Rob Kelly Casting Director
Kerrie Mailey Casting Director
Scott Langridge Costume Designer
Steve Lawes Director of Photography
Roo Maurice Make-up Designer
Marcos D'Cruze Composer
Ale Marti Composer
Geraint Havard 1st Assistant Director

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