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NateSean

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 10:13pm
  • Salem, Massachusetts, United States
  • 218 posts
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 1:40 PM GMT

Reverse it ?


Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 2:13 PM GMT


Knowing my high school has a nurse who hands out free condoms, and it's own day care centre, makes me think she's not very good at her job!


I'm going to work on it some more. I appreciate the suggestions. :)

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Mr Darkly

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 10:27pm
  • In a wardrobe with a lion and a witch, England
  • 49 posts
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 8:59 PM GMT

what's the best line anyone can think of to follow?

I went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,


Which is a bit ironic really considering she had no legs to put in or out.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 10:30pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,614 posts

I said to Arnie, why did you get this apartment overlooking a supermarket.
He said Vista la Asda baby

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danphobic

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 10:48pm [Edited]
  • london, England
  • 224 posts

I was really worrying about who to go as for a 'bad taste' fancy dress party, so I went as coriander.

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billwill

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 11:00pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,834 posts
Quote: danphobic @ 23rd January 2014, 10:48 PM GMT

I was really worrying about who to go as for a 'bad taste' fancy dress party, so I went as coriander.


Hey, I love the taste of Coriander. Wave

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danphobic

  • Thursday 23rd January 2014, 11:44pm
  • london, England
  • 224 posts
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMT

Hey, I love the taste of Coriander. Wave


I am one of those weirdo's who thinks it tastes like soap. I still maintain that the other 80% of people are wrong.

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Tomboy Tarts

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 2:58am
  • Singapore, Singapore
  • 49 posts

The January winds in tropical hot Singapore have been so cold lately I woke up this morning with a bloody British accent.

I last wore a mini-skirt in 1997. The Pope has never been the same since.

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danphobic

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 10:33am [Edited]
  • london, England
  • 224 posts

I've been shagging one the girls off that Channel 4 documentary, it's not serious, just friends with benefits.

I realise I'm prob not the first one to have thought of that. My personal laptop has died and I can't tweet this from work :( woe is me, first world problems.

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Nick81

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 11:01am
  • Preston, England
  • 358 posts

Joint Facebook accounts -

Letting the whole world know, one of you cheated.

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FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 12:36pm
  • Essex, England
  • 455 posts
Quote: Nick81 @ 24th January 2014, 11:01 AM GMT

Joint Facebook accounts -

Letting the whole world know, one of you cheated.


Excellent!!! :)

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AndyGilder

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 1:29pm
  • Leeds, England
  • 579 posts
Quote: danphobic @ 23rd January 2014, 2:10 PM GMT

Nice I like the NSA connection.

What did they play after hokey cokey? Pass the parcel?


Aye, except in the Parcelforce version you can only use your feet.

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gappy

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 5:16pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,080 posts
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMT

Hey, I love the taste of Coriander. Wave


In the morning?

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playfull

  • Friday 24th January 2014, 5:26pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,858 posts
Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 11:00 PM GMT

Hey, I love the taste of Coriander. Wave


My wife has a beautifully trimmed Coriander bush...

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NormanStorman

  • Saturday 25th January 2014, 6:00pm
  • Sweden
  • 1 posts

Loneliness is increasing in the west and it's hard being lonely. I don't have that problem luckily. I just go to my bathroom and talk to my friend that lives in the mirror.

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NateSean

  • Sunday 26th January 2014, 5:24pm [Edited]
  • Salem, Massachusetts, United States
  • 218 posts

Did you hear about the cure for cancer? Neither did I, because apparently Justin Bieber was more important.

I read that Bieber met with his groupies this weekend. Be that scared the shit out of him in lock up.