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gappy

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:22pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,019 posts

I went to a restaurant and said, "I'll have what the staff is having", but they advised that convention dictated that I selected from the options offered on the menu, which I supose made sense, in retrospect.

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sootyj

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:31pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to the fashionable, but poorly stocked cannibal restaurant.
I had to chew my own arm off to get in.

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Nogget

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:43pm
  • England
  • 6,620 posts

I went to the Hard Rock Cafe and asked to have what George Michael was having.
I now can't sit down.

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Tursiops

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:44pm [Edited]
  • Welwyn Garden City, England
  • 9,788 posts

I went to a restaurant run by a glamourous celebrity chef and television presenter. I said I'll have what the staff's having.

I am now in rehab.

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Marc P

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:51pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

I went in the staff canteen.
They weren't very happy.

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sootyj

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 2:52pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to the River Cafe and said I'll have what the staff are having
I've now got a succesful media career and the ear of the primeminister.

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Tursiops

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 3:14pm [Edited]
  • Welwyn Garden City, England
  • 9,788 posts

I went into Subway and said I'll have what the staff are having.

I now have an apprenticship on half the minimum wage, a zero hours contract, a sixty hour week, no trade union and the prospect of being dismissed on bogus disciplinary grounds should I become pregnant.

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playfull

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 3:20pm [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

I went to Nigella's restaurant and said I'll have whatever the staff get. So they brought me Charles Saatchi's credit card.

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sootyj

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 3:23pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: playfull @ 2nd December 2013, 3:20 PM GMT

I went to Nigella's restaurant and said I'll have whatever the staff get. So they brought me a Charles Saatchi's credit card.


now

thats

a

BOOYAH!

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Tursiops

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 5:08pm [Edited]
  • Welwyn Garden City, England
  • 9,788 posts

I went to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant and said I'll have what the staff are having.

He told me I was a c**t.

I went to an Indian restaurant and I said I'll have what the staff are having.

They do a decent fry-up in Harmondsworth.

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Badge

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 5:14pm
  • London, England
  • 9,490 posts

I went to a fish restaurant. They turned me away as I was a human.

I went to a Greek restaurant. The food wasn't great but the plates were smashing.

This doesn't really belong in Critique does it?

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Mattytheswan

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 5:16pm
  • England
  • 175 posts

I had to queue to get into a restaurant for so long I lost a stone. It wasn't worth the weight.

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Nogget

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 5:26pm
  • England
  • 6,620 posts

I went to a restaurant, but the Ront hadn't done anything, so it was a wrongful arrest.

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Tursiops

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 7:28pm
  • Welwyn Garden City, England
  • 9,788 posts
Quote: Badge @ 2nd December 2013, 5:14 PM GMT


This doesn't really belong in Critique does it?


I went to a Critique themed restaurant.

The problem for me was that the premises didn't really work.

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sootyj

  • Monday 2nd December 2013, 7:31pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

I went to the critique restaurant, I didn't have what the writers were having

Who wants flabby meat and sour grapes.