Quote: Will Cam @ February 8 2012, 1:47 PM GMTIf you pick a fresh big scab of your knee (gravel rash is my favourite)and turn it over, revealing the pusy layer underneath, and tentatively smell the pus chewing the scab, this is defined as doing an Ellie JP.
Will Cam often confuses AllanOB with EllieJP. 
Quote: Allan OB @ February 8 2012, 2:16 PM GMTWill Cam often confuses AllanOB with EllieJP.
Will Cam has boned both and to be honest can't really tell them apart.
Will Cam still hasn't paid the agreed boning fee. 
At midnight pumpkins turn into Allan OB
Roscoff was once arrested in a remote Welsh village after police discovered a number of photos on his computer of him in comprising positions with a number of authentic Muppet dolls he had purchased off of eBay.
He was later released without charge as the acts committed were not a criminal offence.
Tomg Steals rubbish from neighbours bins, then lights a bonfire in his lounge and calls the fire brigade, he is a 'Flaminhousen by proxy'
Dellas once tried to impress a member of Al Qaeda by inserting a stick of dynamite up her jacksie and claiming to be a suicide bummer.
Allanob likes wearing a Burka and screaming at 'Hoodies, 'I love you all'
Dellas is not from Mancunia.. she actually lives in Chalfont St. Giles.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ February 8 2012, 6:31 PM GMTDellas is not from Mancunia.. she actually lives in Chalfont St. Giles.
Stylee enjoys laughing at the mentally ill X Factor contestants almost as much as the pampered millionairres who judge the show. He thinks there should be more afflicted people on the television he can laugh at and judge.
Wait, that's not Stylee, that's everyone in the UK.
During the 1939-1945 War Renegade Carpark was dropped behind enemy lines and was arrested trying to blow up Buckingham Palace which he had mistaken for the Houses of Parliament.
Roscoff doggy-do
Roscoff doggy-don't
Make up your f**king mind!
Will Cam needs new batteries his special 'hidden camera/sunglasses'.
Dellas' nick is an anagram of "an old-school well-mannered person whose politeness others would do well to emulate."
BTW dellas? Can you lend us a tenner?
Stylee Tingting has a very strange accent, she calls the accent 'Tony', or should that be 'Tonieiiiuuu'.