I know the ironic sexism is just a joke, but imagine how often we have to see those super-funny semi-ironic jokes and then you might understand why they aren't particularly funny anymore. You must know someone who always tells the same joke that grates because you've heard it so much? Now multiply that by the internet.
Playgrounds mollycoddle kids as it is these days. I remember playing on ones filled with jagged-edged slightly rusty climbing frames, massive stone pillars to climb up and nothing but cold hard concrete to break your fall. Kids today are crap.
I love those barky floors.
Quote: Harridan @ February 24 2013, 1:57 PM GMTPlease don't compare me to Paul Whitehouse. I'm trying to have playgrounds banned, not write a quick-paced sketchual programme from the 1990s.
I had an address and asked to speak to someone, but they mocked my solution of 'jumpers for goalposts'.
Won't bother next time.
Local MP should be worth an enquiry, it'll reflect badly on them if a kid gets injured on their patch- you can always do the faux-concern of 'Imagine if it gets in the papers!'.
Quote: lofthouse @ February 24 2013, 2:10 PM GMTAh I didn't mean to piss you off mate!
Was just messing about
I appologise
Friends?
Good
Now stick the kettle on sweetheart, I'm parched
JOKE!!!
You stick the kettle on! I might have a sugar, since it's Sunday. Ta!
Quote: AJGO @ February 24 2013, 2:24 PM GMTYou stick the kettle on! I might have a sugar, since it's Sunday. Ta!
You're already sweet enough! 
Sugar rots your brain and gives you cancer
Quote: zooo @ February 24 2013, 2:23 PM GMTI love those barky floors.
It's a disgracefully undignified way for a tree to end its days. Besides, I've never felt so alive as when flying off the swings at seventy miles an hour and grazing most of the skin off of my face and palms on the unforgiving tarmac.
Quote: Lee @ February 24 2013, 2:27 PM GMTYou're already sweet enough!
Quote: lofthouse @ February 24 2013, 2:33 PM GMTSugar rots your brain and gives you cancer
Way to ruin my cup of tea lofty 
Quote: chipolata @ February 24 2013, 2:35 PM GMTIt's a disgracefully undignified way for a tree to end its days. Besides, I've never felt so alive as when flying off the swings at seventy miles an hour and grazing most of the skin off of my face and palms on the unforgiving tarmac.
Oh I never thought of that. 
Surely they take it from a tree that naturally sheds its bark... 
Quote: lofthouse @ February 24 2013, 2:33 PM GMTSugar rots your brain and gives you cancer
I can't see you from behind that Daily Mail.
Quote: zooo @ February 24 2013, 2:37 PM GMTOh I never thought of that.
Surely they take it from a tree that naturally sheds its bark...
Yes, that's exactly what happens and no, we can't visit Lassie on that special farm.
Quote: Lee @ February 24 2013, 2:39 PM GMTI can't see you from behind that Daily Mail.
Yes, that's exactly what happens and no, we can't visit Lassie on that special farm.
Quote: lofthouse @ February 24 2013, 2:33 PM GMTSugar rots your brain and gives you cancer
yes. And it's still the best way I can find to while away my worthless life and face early death without regrets. Uh, I guess stage I has already begun
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman
BBC wildlife films having to announce when scenes have been 'recreated using special filming techniques' because of some wanky tabloid scandal about Attenborough faking it.
Yes because that's why I watch wildlife films, authenticity!
I mean c'mon, have you seen a penguin? No way that's real!
