I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,666

Re the Tesco profits farce . . .

'Unexpected item in bragging area.'

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th September 2014, 12:26 AM BST

Re the Tesco profits farce . . .

'Unexpected item in bragging area.'

Nice!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th September 2014, 12:26 AM BST

Re the Tesco profits farce . . .

'Unexpected item in bragging area.'

Booyah!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th September 2014, 12:26 AM BST

Re the Tesco profits farce . . .

'Unexpected item in bragging area.'

Booyah!

So Ed Miliband forgets to give half of his speech

To conference

Months before a general election

Beyond
F**king
Belief

Great Sun front page today . .

'Hairy Cornflake Faces Porridge.'

"Squeals" 'Oh mt God no!

I will be sobbing into my pillow all night!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2768678/Jason-Orange-quits-Take-That-band-continue-trio.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th September 2014, 11:45 PM BST

"Squeals" 'Oh mt God no!

I will be sobbing into my pillow all night!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2768678/Jason-Orange-quits-Take-That-band-continue-trio.html

What difference does this make?

Quote: Chappers @ 25th September 2014, 12:20 AM BST

What difference does this make?

Haven't got a f**kin' clue but I thought I should react in some way.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=553163788151502

Tears I have to admit . .

NEW WAR

Hello

It's not funny but has anyone seen Obama saying they're invading Syria now, they're f**king scumbags man! And they're using doublespeak - apparently it's no longer a war on terror, it's a war on 'Extremism!' F**k me! So what? You're not allowed to disagree with the norm anymore?! I can't believe people fall for this bullshit. It's ridiculous.

And it's even worse that they're calling the 'enemy', ISIS apparently, something like 'the Islamic State.' FUCKING LYING MURDERING CUNTS!!!!!!

F**k Me!

Anyway, I should cool down.

For the purposes of the forum, if it needs to be funny, let's say:

When he finished his speech President Obama began to descend the steps from the stage. Waving to the crowd, he got to the third step and slipped on some fat kids spilt strawberry milkshake.

* "Ah, oh, ow, eh, um, er," he said.

Getting up he looked around and was relieved. 'Phew.' He said to himself, it seemed nobody had noticed him falling down the stairs.

* Quote: Tiggy

The American government is the biggest bunch of crooks and liars and murderers on this earth

One day the world will wake up to that fact

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th September 2014, 9:25 PM BST

The American government is the biggest bunch of crooks and liars and murderers on this earth

One day the world will wake up to that fact

Absolutely right.

Let's get the nice, straightforward, know where you stand, Islamic State in to run things.

Who knows Lofty, you may enjoy Sharia Law.

these guys are part of the conspiracy obviously

http://www.transparency.org/country

Didn't the filthy rich twats who run this country come into office basically telling the working classes that they would need to f**k them all up the arse for the next few decades as its the only way to get the deficit down?

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has changed the way it measures our public finances, throwing fresh light on the precise state of the nation's coffers.

The latest revisions help bring the UK in line with European accounting standards, but they don't make great reading for the Chancellor.

According to the figures, Britain's debt mountain is £127 billion bigger that we first thought.

So basically that means the british working classes have bent over and took it up the bum for the last four years - for nothing ?

Well how jolly nice

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th September 2014, 9:57 PM BST

So basically that means the british working classes have bent over and took it up the bum for the last four years - for nothing ?

Well how jolly nice

Now you know how a big knob feels.