I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,670

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th September 2014, 9:13 PM BST

She ain't going to hit the 'Who Do You Fancy?'thread anytime soon tho'.

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Who her? (And don't underestimate who I can fancy after a few pints.)

A few????

Quote: Tursiops @ 29th September 2014, 9:25 PM BST

Who her? (And don't underestimate who I can fancy after a few pints.)

The German Mrs Farage.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th September 2014, 9:21 PM BST

PHWOAR!!

Good grief do the RAF drop bromide on you from the air periodically.

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th September 2014, 9:24 PM BST

You get bad eggs in all jobs

Mainly if you're John Prescott.

Of course you lot are on the who do you fancy thread all the time...

STOP BEING HORRIBLE ABOUT RANDOM PEOPLES' PICTURES ON THE INTERNET.

Angry

yeh this is kinda becoming the british lonely masturbation guide these days.

Quote: Tursiops @ 29th September 2014, 9:25 PM BST

Who her? (And don't underestimate who I can fancy after a few pints.)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ 29th September 2014, 10:11 PM BST

yeh this is kinda becoming the british lonely masturbation guide these days.

Gotta hand it to you.

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Quote of the day from Boris Johnson. "Tories who defect to UKIP are like people who injure themselves trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner"

Quote: Chappers @ 1st October 2014, 10:09 PM BST

Quote of the day from Boris Johnson. "Tories who defect to UKIP are like people who injure themselves trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner"

For Clacton, delete "with a vacuum cleaner".

http://www.heatworld.com/2014/10/puff-daddy-compares-jennifer-lopez-s-bum-to-a-work-of-art-says-it-will-go-down-in-history#.VCyL31ea9go

Quote: Chappers @ 1st October 2014, 10:09 PM BST

Quote of the day from Boris Johnson. "Tories who defect to UKIP are like people who injure themselves trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner"

Is that why Henry the Hoover's being recalled?

F**k me that's frightening !

http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/clacton-by-election/winning-party

And they say the bookies are never wrong . . . .