Frank is only worrying about himself as usual, and things are not looking good. The housing office is on to him, his debts are piling up and the bailiffs are still on the doorstep.

Frank as usual, is only worrying about himself and things are not looking good. The housing office is on to him, his debts are still piling up, the bailiffs are still on the doorstep and he still hasn't got a pot to piss in but he does have the ultimate scam.

With the help of Norma, his ex wife's lover, and a group of her lesbian friends, he stages his own death, lies in state in a coffin in the Gallagher's front room and hosts his own drunken wake at the Jockey.

The plan works. Frank is officially dead. It's only later that he realises that Norma and her female gang have stitched him up. With officialdom believing him dead, he'll never be able to claim his beloved dole again!

Fiona is living at Steve's but still worrying about the kids. But just as Steve and Fiona make a commitment, jealous PC Tony discovers Steve's criminal enterprises and arrests him. Steve must convince Tony to let him go free in order to give Fiona a very special and explosive birthday present.