Steve Sunshine has neither eternal happiness nor a spotless mind.
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sootyj passed his HGV driving test last Wednesday morning, a happy prelude to the ram-raid he performed on the Little Chef in Didcot later that day.
Tuumble went on the X factor & was the only contestant in the history of the show to get 4 maybes.
Steve Sunshine can't hold a digestive biscuit in his hand for more than 4 or 5 seconds without dunking.
Frankie Rage folds all his clothes into nice neat piles when they are dirty and screws them up into a ball to put in his drawers when they are clean.
Tuumble ate so many vaginas in 1994 that his mouth took on the shape of a down syndrome singing "Move Over Darling".
Charley is a part time assistant to the Proprietor at "Aunty Fanny's Used Vagina Emporium", Russell Square, W1
A friend warned Frankie that he was rush rush rush & must slow down. Therfore Frankie decided to only eat 96 year old c**t because he thinks it will mean an end to a thrush job.
Charley is offline meaning that she is sucking more cock. She only comes online when receiving up the rear.
Kenneth Williams famously only went for a number two every two weeks. He had a phobia about flushing so Frankie Rage was employed to scoop out the stools as his otter like hands were ideally suited. He was allowed to eat what he scooped (which he did).
will cam was the first caucasian golly employed by robinsons
bill cosby twisted one of nipples over this
will rather enjoyed it
the nipple twisting that is
SootyJ stole all of his jokes from Keith Chegwin.
When Nat Wicks was 3 years old she went to see Watership Down. Having been corrupted by a babysitter, who let her watch the Sweeney, she asked her mum to "Pass me the popcorn you dirty slag". At this exact moment of of the good rabits died of mixi. Since that day Nat has carried the genuine belief that everytime you swear, a rabbit dies. She never swore again...............
Will Cam likes to play Chat Roulette with a sock puppet covering his penis.
Ellie is my love child. Her mother dressed in Vivienne Westwood rubber.