Steve Sunshine only goes out in darkness, then He wears sun-glasses,best for prowling around the bargains at CO-OP.

Dellas wrote the scripts for "The Royal Bodyguard".

Gordon Bennett's bed is on the ceiling.

Tuumble started the Calgary Stampede by spooning Ed 'Stewpot ' Stewart with reckless abandon.

If anyone can Will Cam can.

Big Jack shaved his back with an electric shaver tied to a curtain rod.

Gordon Bennet is London's substitute for Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ is Bill Jaguar's milkman.

Tuumble was Kate's and William's wedding planer.

Gordon Bennett shouts out, "CRACKERJACK!!!" at point of climax.

Percival Marsh climaxes when he hears Gordon Bennett shout "CRACKERJACK!!!"

Tuumble works in the Melton Mowbray pie factory. His job is to chew the uncooked pork meat and spit it into the pies prior to cooking. Invariably he swallows between 11-15% of the meat, making chumps out of you and me.

Before he became stylist for Jedward Will Cam was a spin doctor for the tory party. At the moment he's writing his autobiography which will be titled "My Time With The Tory Party And Jedward".

Gordon Bennett enthusuastically accepted the, unpaid, role of Fluffer for Colin Firth in the hit movie 'The King's Speech'.
It was only at the premiere that he realised he'd been hoodwinked (amongst many other activities) and that it wasn't actually a porn flick after all.
He tells his best friends that, if the truth be told, he actually couldn't give a f**k - he bloody loved it.

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're gettin' for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a Brian Bickerstaffe