RC wears a pink frilly pinny when cooking.

Booo was the second clone that Mira Hindley made of herself. Zooo was the last.

What a pair of evil bitches!

As a child, Will Cam wrote to Jim'll Fix It, enclosing a picture of himself in the bath, asking if he could blow Jim off and finger his ass......

He never got a reply....

The Brian Bickerstaffe Action Doll features posable limbs and glow in the dark hair.

Big Jack buys the variety pack cereals
So that he can pretend to be a Giant at breakfast time.

Steve loves inviting Big Jack around for coffee and battenburg mornings at his place. The kids are in school, and they both need a break from the ironing. Recently though, he's getting a bit sick of Big Jack stomping around his house shouting Fe Fi Fo Fum. To combat this he's bought him a huge cup and saucer from an Incredible Shrinking Man prop auction.

Ishy runs a Badger support group following the recent cull announcement. He rehomes them wherever possible. At the weekend he persuaded Cheryl Baker to take in a family of them until Christmas.

Brian Bickerstaffe was taught to swim by Len Fairclough, you ask Rita!

That's rich cominmg from will Cam - he who provided Betty with his special unique ingredient for her hot pot...Man-goo chutney...know what I mean?

Brian Bickerstaffe puts the wrong accent on all his letters. It is just one grave mistake after another.

Big Jack was an extra in Mary, Mungo, and Midge. He played Mungo's anus.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 17 2012, 1:30 PM BST

Big Jack was an extra in Mary, Mungo, and Midge. He played Mungo's anus.

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Will Cam was an extra in Mary, Mungo, and Midge. He played with Mungo's anus.

Brian Bickerstaffe was the 4 times world champion at erotic hand modelling. He is currently working on reclaiming the title back from Big Jack who astounded the judging panel with the rarely seen 'Two fingers crossed - one watching' manoeuvre.

A is for Adam has rocketed up the corporate ladder at his place of work. After 23 years of shovelling shit at a Mumbai sewage plant, he now earns 4 rupees an hour, and, in 2019, will get to use as real shovel instead of using his hands.
He's one ruthless, high-flying, corporate animal.

Brian Bickerstaffe was the reason Adam worked so hard to get where he is today. All that fluid running between Brians fingers and the slow motion extras on his DVD 'Confessions of an erotic hand model - The much much later years' pushed him to the dizzy heights of waste management officer. Adam does not own Brians more recent work 'A life of grime & other stains I can't get out of my nails'