On one day dear Ishy,
Went to the river to find a fishy,
He wanted said fishy,
At dinner or lunch in a dishy,
So dear Ishy,
Went sploshy, splashy, splishy,
To get a little fishy.

Ishy went splishy and the fishy went splishy,
But in the end dear Ishy,
Got eaten in a dishy by the fishy.

Bill Jaguar thought his toaster was a DVD player - the muppet.

EllieJP doesn't know something that she shouldn't.

Bill Jaguar lives on a desert island and somebody else does his typing for him as his hands are full of .... (well that's another story)

Mr Flicks can do a hundred keepy uppies with every citrus fruit except the lemon

Steve Sunshine currently resides in every MP's and narcissist's back side.

The only survivor of a plane crash as a young boy, Bill was brought up by a pack of wild gerbils

They named him 'twitchy'

lofthouse just can't do it. Ever since the little 'accident'.

I've really missed Bill Jaguar

Big Jack hid his big tool behind my beef curtains. I'd just had them dry cleaned at Stretcley's too. That means the were big ol baggy arse curtains.

Contrary to her claims and posts, Charley actually doesn't swear at all. She only swears when children enter the room.

Bill Jaguar has a giant moose head above his bed.

We all know Ellie loves to run but...

After 6 miles the residual build up of leg cheese behind her knees causes a bloody seepage into her socks that under ultravoilet lighting depicts the face of Jesus eating a Magnum (classic).

The upside is that she hasn't bought Dairylea for years.

Will Cam was delivered by Geoff Capes.

Corey is the stand in for Lulu's vulva on Strictly Come Prancing.