And the legend holds that at the very same time every day the Bill Jaguar appears, to be taunted once more with an unfounded claim.

Big Jack looms large in the collective mind of London's lunatic fringe.

Will Cam has fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

Bill Jaguar loves to play hide and seek with his children. Unfortunately he's very competitive, and they won't play with him anymore after he spent three months in Berlin, hiding under a cardboard box, dressed as a crisp packet.

Ishy got lost on a Ryanair flight to Rio De Janeiro, to his surprise however, he found himself in Rio and on time.

Initially, Ill Aguar found he had something lacking.

Big Jack has a scrap book full of pictures of Peter Bowles

Steve Sunshine took his partner's name when he married. But he discovered that his other half was too bright for him, but out of loyalty kept the name.

Bill Jaguar could eat only fat, his wife couldn't eat lean, and so between the two of them, they put on an appalling amount of weight and had to have gastric bands inserted.

Ishy once hit a flight of stairs. Nope I don't understand how he was flying without aid either.

Bill Jaguar is a little known character in the Jungle Book.

Big Jack is the title of a fantasy novel.

Bill Jaguar's favourite film is The Notebook.

EllieJP's favourite film is Death Note. She loves all of the actors in it especially the Japanese one.

Bill Jaguar has just agreed terms with Stoke City and goes straight into the squad to play Liverpool in the Carling Cup 4th round tie next week. He's hoping to shake off a groin problem...but could be some time.