Will Cam went to the doctor's surgery for a prostate examination, however this is the one day out of many that he left his prostate at home.

Will Cam is being groomed to be next Treasurer of the Northallerton branch of the Ramblers' Association

Tuumble has never been allowed to wash his hands with soap. His mother cut them off early in her life and keeps them locked in a display.

Bill has boobs as big as beach balls

Lofthouse would like to meet single girls in his area right now.

Big Jack is a subliminal flasher. He's built himself some special trousers that can drop to his ankles and retreat in a thousandth of a second. People who witness the event are left confused and puzzled, unsure of why they feel a sudden aversion to sausages.

Ishy's stage name is Inserta Shuttlecock

In his High school Yearbook Big Jack was voted most likely to not actually be American or go to that particular college.

Steve Sunshine is as quiet as a mouse...as a mouse with a Fender Stratocaster and 400 watt amplifier

Tuumble has stopped playing poker with his friends because he's got a couple of obvious tells. Every time he gets a good hand the hallelujah chorus can be heard echoing around the room. Every time he gets a bad hand he slowly starts to deflate like a ageing balloon. That wouldn't be too bad, but given the position of his nozzle, his friends are getting sick of re-inflating him.

Ishy creeps into children's bedrooms at night and removes the spines from the ginger ones.

Will Cam taught Derren Brown everything he knows & then made him forget most of it for a laugh.

This is Steve Sunshine's passport photograph

In the Seventies Will Cam was fired from his job of painting ceilings white after that unfortunate episode of negligence at Dickie Davies' house.

Big Jack coshed me with a crowbar while juggling with his (eye)balls.