Will Cam is the entirety of Burkina Faso's national football, rugby and four-man bobsled teams.

Bill Jaguars real name is actually Norman Sausages

lofthouse is the hairiest cat in town, just ask his barber, he has been cutting his hair for three years.

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Big Jack loves me more than he could ever say.

Bill Jaguar spends his Thursday afternoons making papier mache models of St Paul's Cathedral to sell at Moroccan street markets. It's not a particularly successful venture but it gets him out of the country at weekends.

No matter what Tuumble tells you, he isn't a doctor, and certainly don't buy his creams.

Shaggy292 is actually a curly nose covered in mushy peas and Sean lock's shirt material

8 out of 10 Housewives prefer Snork

Steve Sunshine's mum sent him down the shops to get a Costelllo but he got a Presley instead.

Will Cam posts often enough.

Corey O'Graffor has never Graffed in his life.

Bill Jaguar is not ubiquitous

Big Jack could never supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Bill Jaguar is my reverse stalker.