Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 24 2012, 10:50 AM GMTWhoa! Is all this really necessary? This is the main reason you have for disliking somone - not racism, not fascist views, etc. - but because they talk about fabrics? This seems unbelieveably harsh and uncalled for.
I don't want to get dragged into this shitstorm, so I will back away now and stick to making fun of people off the telly - which seems to be far more controversial then making personal attacks on BCG Forum members.
I feel a bit bad about the fabric remark as I have nothing against people appreciating a smart bit of cloth. I like a nice gaberdine myself. And angora's great and that's as fluffy as f**k.
But this is the 'things that piss you off' thread and I always reply when I'm attacked so I don't think my comment is that out of place. And I kept it civil.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 24 2012, 5:52 PM GMTAgain you have proved you never bothered to read the script. No splattering of babies on bonnets happened. No mention of death. For those who never saw this script and have no idea what was going on, I published a dark humour sketch with warnings and asked people if this dark humour worked. The joke was a man rings and doorbell and tells a woman he thinks he hit her cat with his car. The woman informs him he is at the wrong house, she doesn't own a cat, and he has actually hit a child. The man expresses relief that he didn't hit a cat. I admitted it was dark and not my usual style of writing.
Nowhere in the script was a baby mentioned. Nowhere was it mentioned that there was blood on the bonnet. Nowhere was mentioned there was even a death. The majority of posters gave critical feedback positive and negative. Mister Taxi however was the only one who ranted and raved.
As far as spamming a comedy forum with references to bunnies and fluff, according to yourself I cannot be that fluffy if I am writing about dead children as you claim so you have killed your own argument.
I joined the forum on the invite of the Slagg brothers. SlagA had been a forum member long before being at 4laughs and yes I did join with others but the majority of my "friends" here - Gavin, Tim, RC, Sooty, Zooo, Ellie, Earman, Andie, Lee and many other I have only met on here. Danny, Otterfox, Slag A and Loopey are the only people here I met on 4laughs and since I don't exclusively speak to them, another argument is dead. My BCG friends are as loved as my 4laughers.
Also I did vanish for about three years so the "spamming" can't still be an issue. God forbid anyone posts about anything other than comedy on a forum containing threads about hot women, football, video games, books, DVDs, studying at university, food, work, and the last thing we bought online.
I notice you didn't post a link to the sketch - but it doesn't matter I've found it: sketch. You're right, no baby or blood is mentioned - my bad - but there is a dead child on the bonnet - I must've inferred the blood from the fact that the child had been hit by a car and was lying on the bonnet. It doesn't mention that the child is dead either but I guess I must've inferred that too, probably from the fact the child is not crying or moving and has been hit by a car and is lying on the bonnet. Surely if he/she wasn't dead they would get off the bonnet? The bonnet of the car they're lying unmoving on? There isn't one warning on the thread incidentally - it's just called 'Car Accident' let alone warnings plural as you claim.
Danny's reply of "Loved it when you first mailed me, Love it still." gives a flavour of the cronyism that existed on the forum around that time, with some of the people you mentioned and others slipping regularly from from pm to post and back again in the middle of a public forum. You forgot to mention Frankie Rage, who's first comment to me was an offer to hang me for not adopting his lynch mentality over paedophiles.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 24 2012, 5:52 PM GMTOr is it the fact that I AM able to speak and meet with these people? That I have formed friendships here while you continue to offend others and wonder why you are not crowned King of the big kids. Maybe, just maybe it is because despite being such a fluffy and evil woman, these people feel they can have a joke with me, have a discussion about things with me, or just post willy pics to me because for some crazy reason, they are just as sick as me and they are all the ones with the problem and can't see me for who I really am when you yourself are so perfect and yet no one so far has climbed over themselves to back you up 100%.
Bless you again for trying. I think for the sake of everyone's sanity I shall just toss you your very last turnip and leave you to mutter under your bridge.
It is the ultimate fantasy of the self-regarding to imagine that others are jealous of them or their friendships or hair or handbag or whatever. You referred to me as 'stalking' you in an earlier post. These things say more about the fragility of your mind and ego than anything about me.
And similarly it is your own inclination to hide behind cartoon drawings of yourself and narcissistic names (glamorous snowdrop) that points to issues about trying to be 'perfect' or popular - something I've no interest in trying to be.
That's why I don't bake little virtual cakes for people and coo babytalk and nonsense because I don't care if every last man, woman and jack on this forum hates my f**king guts. I've got a real life to happy or sad in.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 24 2012, 5:52 PM GMTFYI I didn't bring the 4laughers with me, I am not the pied piper.
No, but they were vermin. 
That does not sound like something anyone will ever read. Just submit the already-existing one.