Things that piss you off Page 834

I often have dreams about floods and tsunamis.
And floating about in the air.

I don't think I want to know what they mean.

Sometimes I'm sure I have dreams where I invent something that would shock the world

Then I wake up and I'm aware of this

But can't remember what the hell it was

Quote: Rooface @ January 25 2012, 9:39 PM GMT

Zombie dreams are a sign of feeling threatened by someone or something.

Zombies?

PS. Not so keen on the new moniker. Not fluffy enough.

Quote: zooo @ January 24 2012, 10:59 AM GMT

(Or rather, like my nan would say, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.)

My old nan used to say that too. And, to be fair, she practiced what she preached. For example, as far as I'm aware, her entire life she never uttered one single word to a black or a Jew.

Quote: Timbo @ January 25 2012, 9:58 PM GMT

Zombies?

PS. Not so keen on the new moniker. Not fluffy enough.

It sounds like you're good with heights.

Pears that never ripen. F**kin crabby bastards

Quote: Timbo @ January 25 2012, 9:58 PM GMT

PS. Not so keen on the new moniker. Not fluffy enough.

Laughing out loud

I just thought the old one was a bit long.

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 25 2012, 10:01 PM GMT

My old nan used to say that too. And, to be fair, she practiced what she preached. For example, as far as I'm aware, her entire life she never uttered one single word to a black or a Jew.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 25 2012, 10:01 PM GMT

My old nan used to say that too. And, to be fair, she practiced what she preached. For example, as far as I'm aware, her entire life she never uttered one single word to a black or a Jew.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 25 2012, 10:01 PM GMT

My old nan used to say that too. And, to be fair, she practiced what she preached. For example, as far as I'm aware, her entire life she never uttered one single word to a black or a Jew.

She just spread her legs and took their money, with out so much as a thank you or good day.

Quote: sootyj @ January 25 2012, 10:09 PM GMT

She just spread her legs and took their money, with out so much as a thank you or good day.

I just fired Cherry pepsi across the room.

Quote: Rooface @ January 25 2012, 10:08 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

I just thought the old one was a bit long.

But my whole mental image of you has changed! Now I picture you looking like this:

Image

I still have my pics by Gavin somewhere.

YAY I FOUND MY SQUIZZEL GAVATAR!

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 25 2012, 10:01 PM GMT

My old nan used to say that too. And, to be fair, she practiced what she preached. For example, as far as I'm aware, her entire life she never uttered one single word to a black or a Jew.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ January 25 2012, 10:09 PM GMT

She just spread her legs and took their money, with out so much as a thank you or good day.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

"girl on the platform smiled..."

Tosser

Quote: lofthouse @ January 25 2012, 10:37 PM GMT

"girl on the platform smiled..."

Tosser

Indeed. Nothing like drawing attention from everyone in a public place to woo a woman you just met.