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billwill

  • Tuesday 8th August 2017, 11:04am
  • North London, England
  • 5,525 posts
Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th August 2017, 9:35 PM

Herc

So so sorry to trouble you again but what is the best technique for riding on a butterfly's wings over the Amazon while wearing star spangled boots and a green and yellow cape?

And what is the most useful butterfly in that situation?

First find a Barsoom butterfly.

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DaButt

  • Friday 11th August 2017, 5:55pm
  • The Lone Star State, United States
  • 12,892 posts

I'm brewing 10 gallons of beer and putting a previous batch of 10 gallons into kegs. There's nothing like standing next to a roaring propane burner and doing heavy lifting for a few hours in the 95F/35C Texas summertime heat.

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Gordon Bennett

  • Friday 11th August 2017, 10:03pm
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,671 posts
Quote: DaButt @ 11th August 2017, 5:55 PM

There's nothing like standing next to a roaring propane burner and doing heavy lifting for a few hours in the 95F/35C Texas summertime heat.

That makes you enjoy the beer all the more.

14C and rainy here.

:(

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Definitely Tarby

  • Friday 11th August 2017, 10:24pm [Edited]
  • South South West, England
  • 797 posts

Glad it's cooled down a bit and I've been able to light some candles tonight. I think I've been suspended or my account deleted by Facebook. I'm not that fussed if I have because my facebook love affair was in 2007 when I was jobless and on it 24/7 but now I log on once in the evening but rarely post on there anymore. I'm more bovvered by the fact I haven't done anything wrong. I posted a photo I took last week of a cardboard box with some pillows in it that had been fly tipped in the street because it looked like it had a face on it. One of those human faces from inanimate objects posts. Completely harmless. A friend posted that it looked like a decapitated (certain president) which was also a harmless remark and accurate because it did as it was resting on the pavement. I replied saying how I could see the similarity and that was that. Everyone went home and had their tea.

A few days later I try to log in and I get a message saying there is a security issue with my account and I need to upload a photo of myself which will be verified and the account re-instated. I've been reading about other people who had to do that and never got a reply and had no way of contacting anyone to discuss it. I think someone has reported the cardboard box comment or it was detected by facebook. I can understand really because the word 'decapitate' isn't a nice word but I didn't blimming well say it. Oh well, I wont cry if I dont get access to the account again but there will be a few photos and videos I've lost.

Damn box.

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Lee

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 11:51am
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,297 posts

This week Lee has mostly been getting married.

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zooo

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 3:25pm
  • England
  • 68,984 posts

Congrats!!

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Chappers

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 5:24pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 28,475 posts

Can't help loving that little girl in the AA advert.

No - NOT in that way!

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zooo

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 6:16pm
  • England
  • 68,984 posts

Pics!
Especially if you were in any kind of top hat/silly outfit situation.

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Definitely Tarby

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 6:32pm
  • South South West, England
  • 797 posts

Congrats Lee and Happy Honeymoon!

Quote: Chappers @ 12th August 2017, 5:24 PM

Can't help loving that little girl in the AA advert.

No - NOT in that way!

She's cute but it's not very realistic because when I was that age if I was merrily singing away and the engine light came on forcing my dad to pull off the motorway I would get "WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKER I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE CAR HERE".

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Lee

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 9:07pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,297 posts

Thanks all. No silly outfit or top hat, only a silly face.

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Gordon Bennett

  • Saturday 12th August 2017, 11:01pm
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,671 posts
Quote: Lee @ 12th August 2017, 11:51 AM

This week Lee has mostly been getting married.

Congrats Lee!

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billwill

  • Sunday 13th August 2017, 12:47am
  • North London, England
  • 5,525 posts
Quote: Lee @ 12th August 2017, 11:51 AM

This week Lee has mostly been getting married.

Coo, congrats.

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