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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th November 2016, 9:59 AM

Me hair, teeth, no ammo in me gun, short term memory and er........................ :(

How about loss of memory?

Quote: Chappers @ 11th November 2016, 10:02 AM

How about loss of memory?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgm0KNICGcU

Quote: Chappers @ 10th November 2016, 11:05 PM

Couldn't you control yourself?

I'm getting ready to go to Southend tomorrow for the John Otway Convention featuring The Members, Jilted John (John Shuttleworth) and Arthur Smith.

You really don't know what you're missing!

That sounds like a good night out Chappers, have fun.

Quote: Will Cam @ 11th November 2016, 10:24 AM

That sounds like a good night out Chappers, have fun.

It's a weekend of music, mayhem and um.... something else beginning with m.

Quote: Chappers @ 11th November 2016, 11:55 AM

It's a weekend of music, mayhem and um.... something else beginning with m.

Misery by the sound of your recent posts.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th November 2016, 12:04 PM

Misery by the sound of your recent posts.

Or ... Marmite.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th November 2016, 12:04 PM

Misery by the sound of your recent posts.

:D

Quote: Chappers @ 11th November 2016, 11:55 AM

It's a weekend of music, mayhem and um.... something else beginning with m.

Not male-humping?

Need somebody to cheer me up with nonsense.

You could have watched Scotland's performance against England!:P

Quote: keewik @ 11th November 2016, 8:50 PM

Need somebody to cheer me up with nonsense.

Hall and Oates - Maneater Shreds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56Hdjx0ckg

Heart butchers Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin shreds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4izMuXBP6OA

Digifest: Just the Ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqnnxgmDBvk

Hips Don't Lie - Charity Single - Shakira - Out of the Blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRWVMPnByzo

Kate Bush - Babooshka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

Not the Nine O'Clock News - England, My Leotard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-63ZVvoA-No

Quote: keewik @ 11th November 2016, 8:50 PM

Need somebody to cheer me up with nonsense.

I love Glasgow, what a fine city................that maybe due to the fact that this morning (yes, actually I am not making it up) I had a missive from the Bond people to tell me that I had won £50. :D

Did you action this keewik?

How much is it worth for me to say 'Yes'? A fiver?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th November 2016, 9:34 AM

Bond people

Image

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I'd never heard of 'shreds' George - very funny

Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th November 2016, 9:48 PM

Hall and Oates - Maneater Shreds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56Hdjx0ckg

Heart butchers Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin shreds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4izMuXBP6OA

Digifest: Just the Ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqnnxgmDBvk

Hips Don't Lie - Charity Single - Shakira - Out of the Blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRWVMPnByzo

Kate Bush - Babooshka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

Not the Nine O'Clock News - England, My Leotard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-63ZVvoA-No

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 11th November 2016, 6:18 PM

Or ... Marmite.

I love Chappers
He's the second go to old person for gags on here after Bill Will

For example
How many Chappers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None
Lightbulbs were made to last back in his day