Can I start up a "sympathy" thread

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 9:44 AM BST

Can I start up a "sympathy" thread

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No, its okay. This one will do. I am such a wimp.

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BST

WILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT) etc.

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Quote: KLRiley @ May 29 2011, 9:43 AM BST

To add to Riley's woes - which are many and manifold - Riley now appears to have a bug.

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*thinks about doing the 'console' emoticon but decides it is too gay*

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BST

WILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT)
THE HOUSE HAS COLLAPSED AND HIS WIFE IS TRAPPED UNDER A ROOFING BEAM

wIFE
Hello Will

WILL
Hello wife, where's ma tea?

WIFEIt's almost ready dear, but I've been delayed because Al Quaeda dropped an atom bottom town on Random_Northern Town.

WILL
Excuses, excuses woman. I don' need emotional bloody emotional support, I need mah bloody faggots in onion gravy.

WIFE
Oh Will don't shout at me. I've been ever so depressed since our children were vapurised.

WILL
Aye these things happen.

WIFE
And your wippet.

WILL
Not Swifty Sootyj! I..I..I'm, off down the pub.

WIFE
Pub's been vapourised.

WILL STANDS AND CRYS LIKE A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.

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Timbo has both oars in the water.

Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2011, 11:02 AM BST

Timbo has both oars in the water.

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Is that a metaphor?

or a euphemism?

For trying to unblock a toilet.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 29 2011, 11:04 AM BST

or a euphemism?

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That too. (Distracted by on top of everything else I now have a nose bleed. Is there anywhere I can trade my body in for one that actually works?)

Technically I think it is an idiom.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2011, 11:06 AM BST

For trying to unblock a toilet.

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or fill it.

Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2011, 11:08 AM BST

Technically I think it is an idiom.

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You're an idiom.

! Jo! I am sending e-hugs, because real hugs would give you my horrible cold.

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BST

WILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT)
THE HOUSE HAS COLLAPSED AND HIS WIFE IS TRAPPED UNDER A ROOFING BEAM

wIFE
Hello Will

WILL
Hello wife, where's ma tea?

WIFEIt's almost ready dear, but I've been delayed because Al Quaeda dropped an atom bottom town on Random_Northern Town.

WILL
Excuses, excuses woman. I don' need emotional bloody emotional support, I need mah bloody faggots in onion gravy.

WIFE
Oh Will don't shout at me. I've been ever so depressed since our children were vapurised.

WILL
Aye these things happen.

WIFE
And your wippet.

WILL
Not Swifty Sootyj! I..I..I'm, off down the pub.

WIFE
Pub's been vapourised.

WILL STANDS AND CRYS LIKE A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.

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Yes I'm rather pleased with that myself

Just been in the kitchen to make myself a coffee. I took a mug off the mug tree an put it down on the worktop. I then opened the coffee jar, took a teaspoon of instant coffee granules and threw them into the mug as usual. Unfortunately the mug was upside down.