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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 28th April 2021, 9:46pm
  • Nowhere, England
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I nearly bought it last week

Opinion seems to be it's a bit hard going so I didn't click 'buy'

Let me know if it's good!

The French Revolution was a fascinating time

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 29th April 2021, 6:59am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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I'm writing a book about Lady Diana and Camilla. It's called Charles' Dickings.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Thursday 29th April 2021, 9:16pm
  • Dagenham, England
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Oy Monkhouse, you've got your own tell us a joke thread

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 30th April 2021, 7:45am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Spice Girls forum. Some threads may be sticky.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Wednesday 5th May 2021, 12:23am
  • Dagenham, England
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The reason I bumped this was to do with the subject of when people told / shared jokes in pubs and suchlike thus the "quiz" of how many jokes anyone would recognise from a single line/just the punchline.
I just happened to be reading a post on "Fesshole" where someone mentioned the Red nosed "C**t" punchline and then soon after was watching Fozzie Bear on the Muppets mention the "Hark I hear the Cannons roar" line and as I recognised both jokes I thought there might be a Game show somewhere here

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 5th May 2021, 5:20pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 5th May 2021, 12:23 AM

The reason I bumped this was to do with the subject of when people told / shared jokes in pubs and suchlike thus the "quiz" of how many jokes anyone would recognise from a single line/just the punchline.
I just happened to be reading a post on "Fesshole" where someone mentioned the Red nosed "C**t" punchline and then soon after was watching Fozzie Bear on the Muppets mention the "Hark I hear the Cannons roar" line and as I recognised both jokes I thought there might be a Game show somewhere here

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 5th May 2021, 5:31pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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What do you get if you cross One Direction and a mongoose? I don't care. It's One Direction. They are shit. And no one's gonna do it anyway.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Wednesday 5th May 2021, 8:34pm [Edited]
  • Dagenham, England
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Quote: Chappers @ 5th May 2021, 5:20 PM

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Sorry

The kind of thing I mean was
Do you have a list of jokes you know, not original ones just the ones that always used to be around
if someone said tell us a joke do you have any favourites up your sleeve?
the 10 or so I quoted were just ones that came to the top of my head personally, but I'm sure I'd remember a few others