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Who sang the hit song, "I never promised you a herb garden" ?
Elvis Parsley
A sequel to his folk epic "Parsley sage, rosemary and suspicious minds?"
A puzzle for gag writers:
Five tubes, labelled A, B, C, D and E.
Which one did Schrodinger give to Shakespeare?
Who's a mosquito's favourite singer? Gnat King Cole.
Quote: Reg N @ 25th January 2016, 10:41 PM GMTA puzzle for gag writers:
Five tubes, labelled A, B, C, D and E.
Which one did Schrodinger give to Shakespeare?
Tube B or not Tube B?
Not sure about the Schroedinger bit
Tabby or not Tabby
Was it a fluorescent tube? Did it contain Shrodinger's cathode? You know that cat ode, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Or shall I not? Or shall I sort of do both at once?"
I had a similar one: Shakeseare didn't know what to call his son. 'Toby or not Toby?'... Da Vinci's sick of his model complaining: You're such a moaner, Lisa.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 26th January 2016, 7:53 AM GMTTube B or not Tube B?
Not sure about the Schroedinger bit
Tabby or not Tabby
You got it Steve. You must have got the schroedinger bit, you spelled his name right.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th January 2016, 10:29 AM GMTI had a similar one: Shakeseare didn't know what to call his son. 'Toby or not Toby?'... Da Vinci's sick of his model complaining: You're such a moaner, Lisa.
There's another; Shakespeare couldn't decide which pencil to use. 2B or not 2B.
You really must buy this awesome attachment linking appliances to sockets... Sorry, that's a plug.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th January 2016, 10:59 AM GMTYou really must buy this awesome attachment linking appliances to sockets... Sorry, that's a plug.
I just re-fused one of those.
Quote: billwill @ 26th January 2016, 2:12 PM GMTI just re-fused one of those.
It's only a phase.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th January 2016, 3:16 PM GMTIt's only a phase.
This thread is getting terminal.
Anyway, I'm soldering on.