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playfull

  • Friday 29th May 2015, 10:11am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,913 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th May 2015, 9:16 AM BST

I once jumped a queue - beat that.

Funny game snooker...

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Will Cam

  • Friday 29th May 2015, 3:31pm
  • England
  • 8,040 posts

Man denies being with Toblerone lorry jacking suspects.....says he was out on his own.

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Tony Cowards

  • Friday 29th May 2015, 3:45pm
  • Wiltshire, England
  • 1,762 posts
Quote: Will Cam @ 29th May 2015, 3:31 PM BST

Man denies being with Toblerone lorry jacking suspects.....says he was out on his own.

Sorry but I don't get this one at all, what have I missed?

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playfull

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 12:44am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,913 posts

I thought Google was the one, but then I found it was searching for other people behind my back...

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FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 11:00am
  • Essex, England
  • 455 posts

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 12:32pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,877 posts

I had a new ear transplant made from a pigs ear. Wish I hadn't laid too near the fire because now all I hear is crackling.

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gappy

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 1:00pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,110 posts
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

:D

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billwill

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 1:14pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,849 posts
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

:D

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Will Cam

  • Saturday 30th May 2015, 9:22pm
  • England
  • 8,040 posts
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

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