What did the newspaper say to the psychologist? I've got issues.

Quote: Will Cam @ 29th May 2015, 4:06 PM BST

This was the story Tony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

The reference to out on his own comes from the advert http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

I probably haven't married the two up particularly well >_<

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Um - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?

Quote: Chappers @ 31st May 2015, 8:30 PM BST

Um - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFiVgD2xNk

Quote: Chappers @ 31st May 2015, 8:30 PM BST

Um - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?

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Sorry Chappers, I am a f**kwit.

Quote: Dave Short @ 31st May 2015, 8:44 PM BST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFiVgD2xNk

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Thanks Dave

I had a quickie with a Walkie Takie. Roger and out.

An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a pub. They were celebrating Scottish Independence.

What do you call a Biro that went to the hairdresser's? Sean Penn.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 10th June 2015, 5:45 PM BST

What do you call a Biro that went to the hairdresser's? Sean Penn.

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I saw some medieval headgar. But that's old hat.

I woke up feeling perky this morning.
Pinky's jealous.

My boss said, 'I'll pay you five pence an hour before deductions.' I said, 'That's gross.'

(Not my joke)

"I can't come in to work today, I'm sick."

"How sick are you?"

"Well, I'm in bed with my sister."

Incest is fine, as long as it stays in the family.

Incest jokes

you mother f**kers

I saw a lemon shagging his sister - inzest.