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Bounceback! Laughing out loud

My act is patronised by the Queen. She says, 'I think it's very nice Michael; don't listen to those beastly critics.'

I think Spiderman works as a photographer for The Daily Bugle because he is a nosy Parker.

Initial reports of Police shooting a cow turn to disappointment when it was discovered not to be Katie Hopkins...!

I met my girlfriend at the coconut shy at the fairground. We just hit it off.

It wasn't from an official source but I heard that the cow the police shot was framed. I heard it on the bovine. >_<

Is that joke The Bovine Comedy?

Will you tell me how many German words you know?

Nine!

My friend spilt a game of Scrabble all over the road! I said what's the word on the street?...

Quote: Matt Senior @ 21st May 2015, 3:58 PM BST

My friend spilt a game of Scrabble all over the road! I said what's the word on the street?...

One of Tim Vines.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st May 2015, 7:43 PM BST

One of Tim Vines.

Well observed sir!

Why don't you get pharmaceutical medicine in the jungle?
The parrots-eat-em-all.

I just knocked over a can of alphabet Spaghetti
I thought "That could have spelt disaster"

Quote: Matt Senior @ 21st May 2015, 10:08 PM BST

Well observed sir!

Why don't you get pharmaceutical medicine in the jungle?
The parrots-eat-em-all.

Now I heard that one about 40 years ago.

Heard about the albino with diarrhoea? Fair do's.

I shat myself when my parachute nearly never opened last week. I had an adrenalin dump.