Quote: swerytd @ October 27 2011, 9:57 AM BST

Three rejections? Pah! I get that every day*!

(* from the wife)

Dan

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Your wife is also called Dan? You must have no end of farce related hijinks.

Almost as many as you have of Dan-related hijinks.

Dan

I was writing a sitcom about your birthday

Dan age control

do you want to guest star?

Yeah alright. Why not?

Dan

You're sensible answer has me stymied.

Dan you!

Dans the man!

I've received a rejection email.

I'm starting up a 'How to deal with rejection letters' course, only £75 a pop...

Free razor blades for every subscriber...

Quote: RedZed333 @ October 27 2011, 2:23 PM BST

I'm starting up a 'How to deal with rejection letters' course, only £75 a pop...

Free razor blades for every subscriber...

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My course is only £65 - and it includes a free enema kit for every subscriber!

Quote: groovydude89 @ October 27 2011, 2:56 PM BST

My course is only £65 - and it includes a free enema kit for every subscriber!

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No shit...!

Quote: groovydude89 @ October 27 2011, 2:56 PM BST

My course is only £65: and it includes a free enema kit for every subscriber!

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Sorry edited your post.

Marc: I see what you did there... You solved his colon problem! Who needs friends when you've got enemas.

One of mine managed to scrape into the final 8 somehow. I am hoping to make it to Manchestingtonshire to see it bomb if I can escape from a work meeting at a reasonable hour. This week I finally got something on Newsjack too, so I think I can now officially announce that I have peaked and am officially on the downward trajectory.

Anyone else going?

Aw, congrats Ponderer! Do share in showcase so we can seethe appropriately