Oldrocker could do it because he has a spanner called Rihanna and a wrench called Judi Dench.

Will Cam couldn't turn a flagpole round.

Old Rocker is a great geezer

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Old Rocker is a great geezer

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Out of order.

That's not unfounded. It is a statement of fact.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th November 2013, 1:04 AM GMT

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Old Rocker is a broken toilet.

Nogget was once called up to play for England against the Germans at Wembly but him mum wouldn't let him because he hadn't tidied his room.

Will Cam is so named because his willie looks like a VW camshaft.

Nogget is president of the Roy 'Chubby' Brown fan club.

Harridan is infact 70% book her profile photo is the only realistic one of her ever taken.

sooytj collects enemas from around the world and has over 600 in his collection all mounted and annotated.

Old Rocker speaks a black country dialect even he doesn't understand.

Sootyj is in fact, an interrobang that can type.

sam reid is married to alex reid

George Roper is really Gearge Raper

Will. Can is the life model for Andy cap