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Gordon last name is trotter when he is not on the BCG.

Gordon Bennett is a little tinker!

Will Cam likes to spy on Aaron and Zooo when he is ill.

David Smith is Sid Little's alter ego....well he's someone's....

Will Cam does not like to say 'I told you so'.

Will Cam was one of the gunmen on the Grassy Knoll.

Roscoff thinks Jonny Wilkinson is the greatest rugby player that's ever lived.

Oldrocker smells of elderberries and wee.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 18th November 2013, 1:25 PM GMT

Roscoff thinks Jonny Wilkinson is the greatest rugby player that's ever lived.

Thanks Oldrocker you're a tonic Angry

Oldrocker was Charles Dickens' inspiration for the Ghost of Christmas Past :P

Quote: AndyGilder @ 18th November 2013, 1:29 PM GMT

Oldrocker smells of elderberries and wee.

I do not smell of elderberries !

AndyGilder is Hon Sec of the Michael McIntyre Appreciation Society.

Oldrocker is the root cause of most ingrowing hairs, particularly those down stairs, round the back.

'I saw Will Cam kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the Mistletoe last night'

Roscoff was Curly Watts's stunt double for fifteen years on Coronation Street

Lofthouse is lighthouse's retarded brother

Will Cam needs his belt changing.