Will Cam likes putting his little Will on web cams

Deathbymonkey sold the spaces between his names to Madonna. She made a career out of putting them between her teeth.

Will Cam is banned from Chester Zoo for repeatedly punching giraffes

Lofthouse is sootyJ's pen name.

Playful juggles kittens over a bed of nails. He's gone through 612 of them this month alone.

In order to increase his street-cred, Will Cam likes to dab sherbet under his nostrils to make it look like he does class A drugs.

Nogget is actually David Smith - Nogget is just a duplicate account (and therefore he should be banned)

Death by Monkey has a full scale replica of the Grassy Knoll in his living room...

playfull has been recording every episode of Neighbours since 1994 with the intention of catching up but has never got around to it. He has spent a fortune on VHS tapes.

Harridan talks to the Animals - or at least she did until Eric Burdon was awarded a restraining order.

playfull has lost all sense of taste and smell, so at restaurants will insist the waiter explains the menu by means of dance.

Nogget is Sarah Palin's cousin and receives up to three food parcels a day from her - all containing Polar Bear meat.

Playful has a tattoo of R2D2 jacking up on the inside of his left leg.

One wall of Will Cam's bedroom is covered with One Direction posters. His favourite is Zayn Malik.

Old Rocker is trying to get the UN to recognise his house as a cat embassy